The Banjo Players Must Die by Josef Assad
The Banjo Players Must Die
The Banjo Players Must Die by Josef Assad
Publisher: Archive.org 2007
Number of pages: 182
A few centuries into the future, not much has changed about the basic characteristic of civilization, which is incompetence and boorishness. Wishing to end the world, the angels are left to their own devices by a God more concerned with new prototypes of bigger boobs for the next universe. Ramses, obsessed with hamster love, is selected to be the prophet of doom in a travesty of a selection process and leads humanity after much travail to Heaven.
Science Fiction & Fantasy Science Fiction Soft & Social SF
Publisher: Archive.org 2007
Number of pages: 182
A few centuries into the future, not much has changed about the basic characteristic of civilization, which is incompetence and boorishness. Wishing to end the world, the angels are left to their own devices by a God more concerned with new prototypes of bigger boobs for the next universe. Ramses, obsessed with hamster love, is selected to be the prophet of doom in a travesty of a selection process and leads humanity after much travail to Heaven.
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